I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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