Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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