I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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