I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
