Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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