You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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