So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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