Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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