Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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