mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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