Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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