I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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