Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dick very happy bro
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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