Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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