she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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