you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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