she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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