There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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