I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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