I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
should my penis look like a turkey
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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