I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
