Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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