i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
