these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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