Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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