Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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