apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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