put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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