Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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