these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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