She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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