so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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