He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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