How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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