I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
