Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
We are all done wearing pants today
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