took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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