Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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