Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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