i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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