We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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