And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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