Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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