She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
