Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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