I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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