There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
