woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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