if i can run in heels then i can drive
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
either way he was missing a nipple.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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