So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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