She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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