fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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