No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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