Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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