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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...

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(816): View more from Missouri

And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.

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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.

(440): View more from Ohio

anything for my little brother.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.

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(519): View more from Ontario

We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I resent the implication of a jizz addiction

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