everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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