I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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