nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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